He really thought we should go with “A.” He was wrong. “B” was the only viable option and I replied to his email as such. In his passive-aggressive tone, he emailed me back to say that we could go with “B” but we should give fair consideration to “A.” Some people have nerve! I stewed over it for a day and then told him our plan would go down the toilet if we didn’t choose “B”. Now, it was all-out war. He replied in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, “GO WITH ‘B’ THEN.” He did NOT just send me an email in all caps. Oh, but he did. That’s it. My conversation was over with him – forever. We will never speak again….
….But we did.
At church.
The next Sunday.
He said, “Yeah, Jay, I think you’re right. We just need to move ahead with ‘B’.”
I was confused. “But, your email seemed to indicate that you were sold on ‘A’,” I replied, trying to look as if I had genuinely considered his opinion.
“Not at all. It’s a big decision. I was bouncing ideas off of you.”
And about the ALL CAP’S EMAIL?
“I just got a new smart phone. Still can’t figure that thing out.”
Lesson learned.
Email is a great tool for communicating, sometimes. Here are ten simple rules I have developed for myself regarding the use of email. Use them wisely, my friends.
- There is no such thing as a confidential email. What you put in writing lasts forever. Always assume the entire company will have access to what you write. Gossip is best left to potlucks and prayer meetin’s.
- Never read any emotion into an email, even if it is in all caps. Writing styles vary greatly. Some people express themselves well with the written word. Most do not, so don’t assume they do.
- Do not press ‘send’ if the back of your neck feels hot. How many times have you fired off an email when upset or angry? How many times have you regretted doing so? No email is so important that it can’t wait 1 or 2 or 24 hours to send.
- Proof-read your emails. Spell check only ensures that you spelled a word correctly, not that you used your intended word.
- The “subject” line is there for a reason. Use it.
- Complex concepts cannot be communicated in an email. Readers become quickly bored with long emails. Email is a quick, “catch up with me later” tool. (If you cannot resist, use bulleted points.)
- Only use email to coordinate simple tasks, summarize conversations, ask questions, or communicate basic facts. Esoteric concepts are best left to other forms of communication.
- Large attachments are the devil.
- Cute backgrounds are not cute. Backgrounds were a fad back in the 90’s. Now, to the tech-savvy, email background screams out, “Look what my 9 year old grand kid showed me how to do.” Not cool.
- If in doubt, pick up the phone or make an appointment to speak in person. (Remember that device in your pocket used to update your status? You can also use it to talk to people.)
Communication technology is forever changing. So are the rules in how we use that technology. How you choose to communicate in personal emails and via social media is up to you. However, teamwork in the professional world relies on effective, efficient collaboration. Violating these ten email rules distract and detract from meaningful communication. Follow these rules and you will be a more valuable member of your team.